I hate clothes. They cost money AND they cover my body. I have newspapers to do that. Some of my friends who are generally reguarded as being “well dressed” find themselves spending real money on something they never wear. I myself have been known to use a knapkin only to callously throw it away without wiping my extremities. I felt like quite the poshy. Anywhoo… most people seem to know about the artistry of clothes and what not, so it is good to hear about this scheme by Save the Children where you don’t hand in shit, because that’s what they tend to get. One of these shops has opened in Edinburgh CHECK IT HERE. I won’t pretend to know who Mary Portas is, but I like the cut of her jibb. (Edinburgh shop details here)…