Finally, two of my favourite web-comic heros are uniting in what will become a completely joyful bat-shit insane story. If you aren’t familiar with them, Dr mcninja is a comic created by grown man Chris Hastings about a ninja… who’s also a doctor… who fights zombie ninjas and pirates with the help of his gorilla secretary and a boy with a moustache and a dinosaur. Pretty standard stuff really. Axe Cop is a cop. With an axe. It is written by a 6 year old and illustrated by his older brother. Really.

Here’s an example of the Axe-cop writing process;

 This story is going to be mental my friends. It has been posted everyday on Axecop.com this week and the final parts will be on Drmcninja.com  everyday next week. Strap in.

Settle down and watch this incedible award winning documentary animation about the brief life of the humble water vole as it…does ninja…for love…

Hi! Apologies for the lack of posts around these parts recently, but hey, you should see my bathroom. Maybe I should flush once in a while. Here’s a great little stop motion animation for Turin Breaks song Sea change. I was quite moved when ‘corporal crouch-with-the-pistol-and-shorts’ died, but now I’ve said too much…

So it emerged today that Mel Gibson has been an abusive partner or at least very drunk and shouty one. After apparently becoming so scared of Gibson’s abusive rants, ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva was driven to tape record his most recent - and disgusting - outburst.

But I’m not sure what all the fuss is about, I mean, surely we’ve all had too many strawberry dacquiries from time to time and become a bit…emotional? No?! Oh…well in that case I should probably untie my wife and let her out of the basement.

Anyway, judge for yourself. Here’s the infamous rant in all it’s slurred and incomprehensible glory care of MediocreFilms:

via YouTube